Funny Bollywood Dialogues, Hindi Film Dialogues

Check out these funny stupid and silly Bollywood dialogues from popular Hindi films. Have fun.

Dosti ki hai - nibhani toh padegi - Maine Pyar Kiya
Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….warna na ho - Shaarabi
Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai - Kaalicharan
Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain - apne aap ko kannon ke haawale kar do
Paanch ruapiya bara ana - Chalti Ka Naam Gadi
Babumoshai…. - Anand
Ki..ki…ki…Kiran - Darr
Mere Paas Maa Hai - Deewar
Mogambo khush hua - Mr. India
Kitne aadmi the - Sholay
Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai - Sholay
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai - Kaaliya
I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can run in english….because english is a phunny language - Namakhalal
Is desh main kaam dhoondna bhi ek kaam hota hain ”
Shakti Kapoor’s “Ballmaaaaaa”
“Rishte main main tera…” from Shahenshah…….
Yeh Dhai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padtha hai na…toh aadmin ut-tha nahi ud jaata hai..

 

Sinoreeta… aisi bare bare deshon mein… aisi choti choti batein… hoti rehti hai,”
DON KO PAKADNA MUSHKIL HI NAHIN, NAMUMKIN HAI
shakti kapoor- lolita aaooo…
damini(sunny deol)- tarikh pe tarikh…
gulshan grover - “badman”
Lawaris(amitabh)-memsab, lawaris gandi naal i ka wo kida hota hai…
rajesh khanna- pushpa, aye pushpa, i hate tears re…

 

Hawa tez chalta hai Dinkar Rao.. Topi sambhalo, nahin to udd jayega,

Kabhi kabhi jab main zyada pee leta hoon to sochta hoon ke master ke biwi bacchhon ka kya hua hoga? Arrey hua kya hoga? Bheekh maangtey honge sadkon par!!

Naam:Vijay deenanath chauhan..Poora naam, baap ka naam:deena nath chauhan, maa ka naam, suhasini chauhan

From Sattey pe satta: Chaint khuli ke mainth khuli ki chaint

 

In every courtroom scene,
Defence: par iska is case se kya talluk hai
Prosecutor: talluk hai your honour bahut gehra talluk hai

Shakti Kapoor: Aaain teli tya maa mal dayi hai? Nahin? To fil taali tyopn nai bajata? Det ta nahin hai hamale laja baabu ko kitna majaa aa raha hai?

Kya namaste namastey laga rakkhi hai? Daawat pe aaye ho kya?

tum yahan do minute ruko, main 5 minute main aata hoon

Ye haath hamain de de thakur!!!

Kuttey.. Main tera Khoon pee jaunga

Humaara naam Soorma Bhoopali aise nahin hai!!!
Daaam jo tum Chaho, Kaam Jo main chahoon

LAMHE…
Mein Viren ko Panch saal se janti hun……
Mein to unko taab se janti hu jaab se Mein panch saal ki thi!!
itna sannata kyon hai bhai?

Mujhe bhagwaan ke liye chor do!! Agar tumhe bhagwan ke liye chor du to mujhekya milega GHANTA!!

Dekho behna darr gayi ,darr gayi”

Sholey-
kitne aadmi the re
sarkar do
vo do aur tum teen bohut naainsafi hain
os bandook mein kitne goliya hain re
sarkar chain
dishkaun……….
ab kitna goliya hain
sarkar chain
dishkaun
tu bajgaya
dishkaun
tu bhi bajgaya
dishkaun
teenu bajgaya saala

“ishq de maire mitra mai jan de
mitt gaye jaadoe jiid aaapnaan de ”
katrina says to akshay in namaste london

jindaga aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badal sakte hai na mein. hum sab to rangmanch ki katputlia hai, jiski door uparwale ke haath bandhi hai KAB KAUN KAISE UTHEGA YE KOI NAHI JANTA

Paanch baje ke baad deva ki adaalat shuru hoti hain - SUNNY IN ZIDDI.

a very common dialogue in all the movies
1-MAIN TUMHARE BACCHE KI MAA BANENE WALI HOOO.
2-MUJH BHAGWAN KEY LIYE CHOOD DO.

NANA PATEKAR
EK MACHHAR AADMI KO HINJJRA BANA DETA HAI


Cheeni kum
Eeh..Silent movie, thoda sound de na!
Tu sad sad kyon hai, happy-sad kyon nahi?
Hum sad kyun hote hain? Kyonki mann bhaari hai, heavy heavy!
Mann kab heavy, heavy hota hai? Jab mann ko koi hurt karta hai!
Mann ko kon itna hurt kar sakta hai? Jo mann ke very very close hota hai!
Mann ke very very close kon hota hai? Jiske sang mann very very happy feel karta hai!
Happy tha, isliye sad hai na, So be happy-sad not sad-sad!”


Om shanti om
“itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai
ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki koshish ki hai….
kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho
toh poori kaynath tumhein usse milane ki koshish mein
lag jaati hai…aap sabne mujhe meri chahat se mila diya…


Here are some funny dialogues from KHOSLA KA GHOSLA…..

1) Bunty: (reading a writing on the brick wall) “Yahaan pishaab karna mana hai….oye kamaal hai ji. Hum yahaan pishaab karne thode hi aaye hain?”

2) Bunty: “Ab ke waale ghar se south kahaan padega?”
Cherry: “Ab ke waale se bhi wahin padega.”
Bunty: “Lo ji. Aise hi tees kilometer door jameen le li hai…”


Namakhalal

Ranjeet: Yeh sab to theek hai, magar angrezi vangrezi aati hai ya nahi.
Amitabh: E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez
behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english,
because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and
barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the
year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium
Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant
told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious
match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this
into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match
and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.
Ranjeet: O.K., O.K.
Amitabh: In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the
Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and
they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look
Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that
this is an important match we must put this consideration into action
and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the
consideration and ran and both of them got out.
Ranjeet: O shut up.

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